About A Rose :D

My girl, my girl, dont lie to me
Tell me, where did you sleep last night?
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun dont ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through

My girl, my girl, where will you go?
Im going where the cold wind blows
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun dont ever shine
I would shiver the whole night through

Her husband, was a hard working man
Just about a mile from here
His head was found in a driving wheel
But his body never was found

My girl, my girl, dont lie to me
Tell me, where did you sleep last night?
In the pines, in the pines
Where the sun dont ever shine
I will shiver the whole night through

I need an easy friend
I do, With an ear to lend
I do, Think you fit this shoe
I do, Won’t you have a clue

I take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can’t see you every night free
…I do

I’m standing in your line
I do Hope you have the time
I do Pick up number two
I do Keep a date with you

I take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can’t see you every night free


I need an easy friend
I do With an ear to lend
I do Think you fit this shoe
I do Won’t you have a clue

I take advantage while
You hang me out to dry
But I can’t see you every night,
no I can’t see you every night…
free

I do…

I do…

I do…

I do…

A physicist, an engineer, and a computer scientist were discussing the nature of God.

“Surely a Physicist,” said the physicist, “because early in the Creation, God made Light; and you know, Maxwell’s equations, the dual nature of electromagnetic waves, the relativistic consequences…”

“An Engineer!,” said the engineer, “because before making Light, God split the Chaos into Land and Water; it takes a hell of an engineer to handle that big amount of mud, and orderly separation of solids from liquids…”

The computer scientist shouted: “And the Chaos, where do you think it was coming from, hmm?”